Goodbye Crank Arm

When I was riding home from work this evening I felt a weird sensation coming from the sole of my right shoe. At first I thought my old timberland shoes were finally falling apart making my foot to slide off the petal, but as I look down to my surprise the pedal was bent. Being that I was approximately 6 miles away from home I really had no choice other than to ride the rest of the way. When I got nearly 3 blocks from my apartment the pedal finally pooped out of the crank arm rendering it useless. I tried to screw it back in the hole but the aluminum was so badly shredded it was totally imposable to fix. Walking that three blocks seemed forever as I was cursing to myself.

From what I can remember I did see a Shamano crank arm at Performance Bikes for about 100 dollars. My question is should I attempt to pull the crank arm off myself or have a mechanic do the job? Pulling and installing it looks pretty harmless and effortless if you have a crank puller. I’ll have to see the mechanic’s rates before I decide. Welp, tomorrow it looks like I’ll have to take a taxi home from work, crap!!!

Sleeping on the Floor

Just Recently I’ve had a new carpet put in my studio apartment. After moving the bed out of the area where it once stood I’ve never put it back because in reality I need a new bed. Why put a 10 year old broken box spring and bed on a brand new carpet anyway? In the mean time I’ve been crashing on my new carpet with only a pillow and a comforter. After 2 weeks of doing this new sleeping method I never felt better! My back and legs feel stronger and I wake up more refreshed. Perhaps sleeping on the floor is a better than my old worn out bed, or sleeping on the floor is better for my body altogether.

She has a Nice Rack!

Yep, She now has a nice rack as you can see. I decided to put it on her yesterday. I even drove to work today without my shirt. It felt like a brand new world after I drove 8 miles under the Arizona sun.

Not wearing a hot ass backpack reduces the amount of sweat on my shoulders and feels great! I must say it was well worth the 32 bucks for that little rack! Now I can ride almost naked without being weighed down. Whoopee!

Click here for the full picture of my bike.

A Remedy Worth Trying

Okay, I shelled out 30 bucks the other day on product called D-Mannose. D-Mannose is a simple lightweight sugar found naturally in birch and beech trees. It came in a small plastic 3 oz container that I purchased at a local health food store. It actually tastes and looks like powdered sugar. Anyway, I do feel a tad bit better After 3 days, but still not 100%. I really wonder if it is working? However, my pain does subside when I don’t self ejaculate a lot, which I haven’t been doing too much of lately. Nonetheless I did try pure 100% cranberry juice in the past which had proven ineffective on my mysterious problem. I really hope this product helps me.

Man Ages with his Dick

Yes indeed. A man’s dick is a crucial element of any gentleman’s health. When your dick goes your youth goes. Ever see those old men walking slowly & making god awful noises to themselves just like the penguin from batman. I bet 10 to 1 that crazy yacking noise the penguin made was a result of a bad prostate. Yep, you are now in a world of pain and it is coming from your dick! Sure sore bones are factors of old age as well. But when I was growing up it never dawned on me that it was your dick that made you happy and youthful. I always looked at old age as primarily an ageing process and nothing else. Nonetheless I’m not sure if I have a nasty bladder infection or a bad dick! Whatever it is I hope my manhood is not forever gone.
Whaa!! Whaa!! Whaa!!

She’s Gone

Updated: February 28, 2011 - She deleted me from her facebook. I hate her!

Welp, the girl of my dreams at my workplace finally left. Didn’t get the full inside scoop, but she is moving 60 miles away, possible for college. Her facebook however still states she is single, but who knows? Could be a boyfriend? Anyway, at least my heart won’t melt anymore every time I walk by. My heart is free again.

The Reason my Holidays Suck

– Mr. Spock would totally agree.

My San Diego Phycotic Holiday

Yeap, just got back from a 4 night 5 day loser vacation that i took with me, myself and I. Stayed at 500 West Hostel in Downtown San Diego. Awesome hotel, price and location if you’re going on a loser vacation all by yourself. Had a blast swimming the waves at Ocean Beach, even climbed down and back up the mountain of San Diego’s notorious nude beach “Blacks Beach”. Too bad it rained that day. At any rate the trip was worth every penny. Had a blast!

Me at the 500 West Hostel, Downtown San Diego.
Didn’t notice any bed bugs like they stated in the reviews.
Was a creepy place, but I loved it!

She is so beautiful!

Updated: February 28, 2011 – I hate her now, She deleted me off her facebook:(

That dress she wore the other day was so breath taking. She is so petite and adorable I freeze up, sometimes becoming lost for words whenever I talk to her. Her strong attitude drives me crazy, but it scares me that I might say the wrong thing and turn her off.  My heart feels poisoned knowing the probability of me ever getting close to her is irrelevant. If it wasn’t for her my heart would be free again.

Risk

Deftones: Risk - Click the arrow to play the song.

You can’t talk, I’m anxious, I’m off the walls, I’m right here just, come outside,
and see it, but pack your heart, you might need it.

I’ll find a way, I’ll confuse them, but I think I can try. I will save your life,
I will save your life. I’ll try for you.

You’re locked up, You exhaled, You did it before, I seen it. Come outside,
and breath in. Relax your arms, and let me in.

I’ll find a way, I’ll confuse them, but I think I can try. I will save your life,
I will save your life. I’ll try for you.

I know what to say to take you, Higher, higher. No one else can take you higher.
But I will try, for you.